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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Lion King 3D

     17 years ago Walt Disney released a film that would permanently ingrain itself in the minds of millions of people across the globe. That film would be The Lion King, it went on to win two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes including Best Motion Picture - Comedy/Musical. Now it's 2011 and The Lion King is back for a limited release and remastered for 3D.
     The Lion King for it's time was unprecedented. It's liquid animation and vivid color palette make it one of a kind. Boasting an award winning score from Hans Zimmer (Inception, Dark Knight) and playful dialogue, Lion King set itself aside as an instant classic. It's actually surprising that Lion King did not garner a Best Picture nod from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences. Beauty & the Beast was nominated a few years prior, but faced lesser competition (Best Picture nominees from 1995 were Apollo 13, Braveheart, Babe, Sense & Sensibility, and Il Postino).
     Now for those who remain skeptical of the 3D format, film conversions such as this {The Lion King} are a glimmering bastion of hope. While most 3D conversion comes across as a cheap parlor tricks aimed at pillaging the consumer's wallet, Lion King was obviously transformed with tender love & care. The opening sequence in which the animal kingdom pays their tribute to the newly born Simba is absolutely breathtaking. The contrast between background to foreground imagery is striking. The 3D conversion along with the digital remastering, gives The Lion King the truly vibrant life it deserves. I hope that learning from the smash success that The Lion King 3D experienced during it's opening weekend, that Disney will continue this trend and release it's other classics in 3D as they come out of those cavernous vaults. I will be impatiently awaiting The Little Mermaid 3D for next year.

Rating: 5 Stars (Maximum of 5) - A truly beloved film, remastered to perfection and bolstered by 3D reanimation.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Reflections - Story of a World Wide Woman

    Everyone who knows me also knows that I am the veritable definition of a Beyoncé fan. But not many people know why... I was feeling unusually reminiscent today, and decided to share an old post from a blog I no longer utilize. Because of the intensely personal experience I had during the following event, I omitted several details that I do not feel necessary to share. Long story short, Beyoncé Knowles inspired me to continue living my life. Through all of her accomplishments and refusal to let people get in the way of her own success, she unwittingly shaped the goal oriented out-going person I am today. The following post chronicles my very first encounter with her...

      It was a Saturday night on the 18th day of August in the year 2007. The destination was 1901 W Madison St. Chicago, IL otherwise known as the United Center. The purpose was an experience of a lifetime; more specifically it was The Beyoncé Experience. It was to be one of those moments that most people don't even get a chance to have. She (Beyoncé) is world renowned for her riveting performances, stellar voice and overall ability to entertain the masses regardless of race, language, sex or orientation. Breaking world records since the age of 22 she has set the bar for modern artists and even challenged the precedents set by the greatest artists/performers of all time.
     What was so special about this concert? What was so special about this night? This was the night I was destined to meet the woman of my dreams. This was a night that I had longed for, dreamed about and anticipated more than anything in my life to this date. I was going to meet Beyoncé Knowles, forget about getting her autograph or taking a picture with her; I was going to meet her. I had spent months saving for this event and spent even longer after the purchase for the date to finally arrive. When it came down to the point where I was standing outside of her dressing room it suddenly seemed as if time was moving all too fast and I feared more than anything that this moment would soon be just a fleeting memory.
     Upon arrival to the United Center I was instantly greeted by the other ticket holders who were blessed enough to share in the same experience as I. After a 2 hour wait and a presentation of rules and regulations I was greeted by Matthew Knowles (Beyoncé’s father). He gave a brief speech and told us that the moment we had all been waiting for would soon be at hand. Meanwhile, Robin Thicke was performing somewhere in the distance but I could care less, I was here for one person. Within moments my name was called and I was standing in front of Beyoncé's dressing room. Without warning my heart felt as if it were trying to escape from my chest, my head was spinning and my breaths were all too short. Then my name was called once more and I walked into her room where I saw her mother (Tina Knowles) sitting in a nonchalant manner and Beyoncé standing looking directly at me. With her hand extended, she greeted me with a simple but dizzying statement..."Hello, don't you look handsome in your (Beyoncé) t-shirt".
     Beyond all belief, all I could think about was the fact that Beyoncé thought I was handsome! I shook her hand lightly; nervous about whether I would squeeze it too hard. I gave her a polite but obviously nervous hug while quietly relishing the fact that she smelled like summer and springtime combined. She was everything I had expected and more. She was unnervingly and surprisingly more beautiful in person than she appears to be on television or in any photograph. She was tall, slender and soft...the word soft doesn't even do her justice. When people speak of how a woman should feel, how soft she should be; Beyoncé is all that and more. After that slightly awkward moment we smiled and the photographer took our picture. As we finished taking the photo she turned and looked at me and told me how nice it was to meet me and thanked me for coming. Within an instant I wanted do whatever it took to make that moment last longer and all I managed to say was "No, it was truly wonderful meeting you, you have no idea what this means to me. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me and everyone else this opportunity." With that I turned and left the dressing room on a cosmic cloud that even the Hubble telescope couldn’t find. My face would have put a Cheshire cat to shame.

     I made my way back into the arena and to my seat on the main floor just as Robin Thicke said his thank you’s and left the stage. I was seated in the 4th row, dead center from the stage. It was there that I remained while reflecting on my experience and awaiting the start of the show. Within several moments, the arena grew dark and the voices of the fans were united in a thunderous chorus as Beyoncé rose from beneath the stage. She was fabulous, graceful and beautiful. Her body moved with power and determination, much like her voice crossed vocal ranges rising and falling with calculated precision. It almost seemed as if she was enjoying performing for us more than we enjoyed her. She spoke with sincerity and bit of girlish flavor. The show was a work of art and fun, she covered many songs from her debut album Dangerously in Love including the title track, Crazy in Love, Baby Boy, Naughty Girl, Me, Myself and I, and Speechless. There were other flashback tracks and classics from her Destiny's Child days such as Independent Woman pt. 1, Survivor, Jumpin Jumpin, No No No pt. 2, Bug a Boo, Say My Name, Bills Bills Bills, Soldier, and Cater 2 U. Along with those she also performed 9 tracks from her B'Day album which included the Get Me Bodied Extended Remix. She also had several surprises in store such as a brilliant cover of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy, a rendition of the title track Dreamgirls and much more.
     Beyoncé and team delivered a tour de force of songs, choreography, passionate vocals and genuine fun. There was never a dull moment we were dazzled by the splendid talents of her all female band and diverse range of back up dancers. Most notably during one of her 4 costume changes we were presented with a smart and genuinely original performance (by Beyoncé's team of back up dancers) of the He Had It Coming Suite from the Broadway play and major motion picture Chicago. From smooth grooves in Green Light to a teary eyed and emotional performance of her ballad Flaws and All, Beyoncé met, challenged and went above and beyond the expectations of millions of fans around the world. I can say without a doubt that she is not only a stellar performer, accomplished singer/songwriter and a budding actress. She is a phenomenally gifted and extremely blessed young black woman who is continuing to make history with every stride she makes. From English to Spanish, this world wide woman is transcends stardom in every nation, every language and every color. The Beyoncé Experience is truly one to behold for a lifetime.

Contagion

    We've seen it before with films like 1995's Outbreak. A deadly virus is contracted by an unknowing civilian and eventually leads to the greatest medical crisis the world has ever seen. Contagion follows a similar pattern with efficiency and terrifyingly realistic scenarios. In a time where American Health Care is at the forefront of heated political debates, lobbyists pushing even harder to make profits, and H1N1 was big news only two years ago, Contagion serves as a cautionary tale grounded in reality.
    Boasting an star-studded cast Contagion is masterfully directed by Steven Soderbergh (Ocean's Eleven, Traffic). Throughout the film, we are presented with scenarios that are all too familiar and common in today's world. When faced with an epidemic who can we trust? Will the local news tell us what we really need to know? Or will it be the guy that blogs about government and pharmaceutical conspiracies that will win our attention and allegiance? Is Facebook a trusted medium for hearsay and international crisis information? When racked with fear of the unknown, who will the public turn to? Contagion these issues with unprecedented ease and style.  We are privy to the horrors of how quickly and wittingly a global tragedy can escalate.
    I remember when H1N1 or more commonly known as the "Swine Flu" was a massive concern for everyone here in the US. Schools were closed, children died, and decisive measures implemented by the CDC probably prevented mass hysteria. Being overly pro-active is better than not doing anything at all (Where was FEMA during Hurricane Katrina?). Contagion captures all of this and delivers it an well written, beautifully shot, surreal, and epically performed package and delivers it to us in theaters and IMAX screens around the world. A must see event that will leave you breathless till the very end.

Rating: 4 (Maximum of 5) - Not an original work, but modernized, updated, and up-classed

Monday, August 29, 2011

Don't Be Afraid of The Dark

    If there is one thing that all people regardless of race, ethnic or cultural background share, it would be a child's fear of the dark. There is something foreboding about dark spaces and the things that may dwell within them. Famed director Guillermo Del Torro presents Don't Be Afraid of the Dark a horror/thriller remake directed by Troy Nixey (no film credits of mention).
    Don't Be Afraid of the Dark is the story of Sally, a young girl girl sent to live with her father and his girlfriend. Sally becomes the target horrendous creatures that hunt her for their own purpose. While this film is NOT directed by Guillermo Del Torro, it bears his trademark affinity for fairy tale creatures and their lust for blood and children. I can't really say that this movie is scary, I spent the entire time waiting for something truly terrifying to occur. The only moment that I found startling was shown during the trailers for the film.
    Horror isn't what it used to be and probably never will. While I have not seen the original Don't Be Afraid of the Dark I am told by others that this one does not compare. Why is it that filmmakers feel that good movies need to be redone? Why cast actors like Katie Holmes, that do little justice or credit to the original works ? In a day and age where ingenuity and breaking the mold will take a film very far, I feel that producers are sticking to tried and true formulas too closely and leaving very little space for free thought. Take James Wan's Insidious for example, it's a simple yet extremely effective horror film that spoils nothing. Unexpected terror lurks in virtually every scene of this small budget box office hit. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark fails to hit that tenor of terror required to cause buzz. Altogether it is disappointing and Del Toro's name does nothing but draw in the masses for what is an inevitable let down.

Rating: 1 Star (Maximum of 5

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Colombiana

    Vengeance is beautiful and so is Zoe Saldana in this adrenaline pumped action film from the producers of La Femme Nikita. In Colombiana, Saldana plays Cataleya, a woman who becomes an assassin for hire after her parents were murdered when she was a child. Saldana is sleek, slender, and stunning as this Chicago raised woman with a mission. Sneaking into drug compounds, assassinating affluent criminals, and being ruthless comes easy to Saldana in what must be her most physically demanding role of her career. Unfortunately for Saldana, the script and screenplay do very little for the rest of the movie.
    As many may have seen in the trailer, Cataleya sorrowfully proclaims that when she was nine years old her parents were murdered in front of her. Upon watching the first 20 min of the movie, this statement is proven to false. Contrary to her statement later in the movie, the young Cataleya only heard her parent being murdered. A simple mistake like this should have been noticed by someone before the theatrical release. Outside of this slightly grievous error, Colombiana's other down-fall is the slightly repetitive action sequences. In defense of this, I believe that a virtually self-taught assassin hell-bent on revenge would have a very specific method of operation (otherwise referred to as an M.O.). For Cataleya, that would be slinking through ventilation shafts, and finding the vulnerabilities in floor plans which are typically on public record. Lastly, I feel that the sound editing team for Colombiana has a lot to repent for. During the film, moments where a gun shot or car accident should have been an extremely loud or jarring sound are slightly muffled. It is as if we were being shielded from critical noises with sound absorbent pillows over our ears or the microphones themselves. Let me tell you...it's annoying. When I see guns being fired at point blank or a car crash on screen, I would like the sound effects to match what I'm seeing.
    Beyond the aforementioned production issues, Colombiana is still an extremely fun movie to watch. I'm happy to Zoe Saldana growing as an actress with screen presence and versatility. I have personal weakness for films that feature strong female roles, so naturally I found this movie thrilling. Action films are action films, they are not geared to win Academy Awards or Critic's Choice nominations. They are meant to entertain, and in that Colombiana succeeds.

Rating: 2.5 (Maximum of 5)

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Fright Night 3D

    With a deep sigh of relief I am pleased to say that while original films are essentially a thing of the past, a well-done remake can actually be refreshing. In the year that I was born, the original Fright Night was released to critical accolades ("An Outstanding Horror Film..." - The Motion Picture Guide). It is a classic black & white film that at the time of it's release was probably terrifying.
    In 2011, Fright Night has been revamped with a new cast, a new setting, and a 3D overhaul. Starring Colin Farrell are the Vampire neighbor at large, Fright Night 3D follows teenager Charlie Brewster as he uncovers the horrors of the Vampire realm.
    Tacky has never looked or felt so good. From genre cliches to dazzling displays of gore, Fright Night aims to please fans of vampires and horror. While the 3D element is rather subtle, it is often and intentionally jarring when sudden spurts of blood or viscera fly toward the screen at alarming rates.
   While the storyline doesn't deviate very much from the original, the updates are effective and realistic. David Tennant (Doctor Who) plays Las Vegas Vampire/Hunter headliner with pizazz. Plus, Las Vegas makes an excellent setting to be a hot seat for the undead (Lindsey Lohan sighting anyone?). This is an excellent prelude to fall horror flicks. Definitely enjoy this movie for everything that it's worth.

Rating: 3.5 (Maximum of 5)

Monday, August 22, 2011

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    Dear reader, before delving into my latest critique, I must state that director Rupert Wyatt has very few films to his credit. When undertaking a summer blockbuster film, you must try and set it aside from all the others. In a summer filled with wizards, robots, aliens, and and super-heroes, Director Rupert Wyatt takes Rise of the Planet of the Apes and delves deeper into the story than any other "Apes" film in history.
    This movie follows James Franco as Will Rodman in his desperate quest for a cure to Alzheimer's disease. In his rush for results, disaster strikes when his experiments go awry and wreak havoc on his life and everyone in San Francisco. Franco continues his streak of success (let's forget about Your Highness) with this foreboding tale of corporate greed and seemingly benevolent pharmaceutical researchers.
    It really isn't a stretch to believe that pharmaceutical companies would be responsible for creating a virus that obliterates man-kind. While this movie avoids such drastic results, it certainly sets the stage for pending doom. This is merely the beginning of a possible end and that is what sets Rise of the Planet of the Apes aside from all the other films in this franchise.
    Solid performances from the entire cast lead us through a series of events that herald both mankind's downfall and also leaves us with a glimmer of hope. The film does an adequate job at addressing issues like animal cruelty, family values, and the perils of gross ignorance. Once an animal becomes integrated into a family does it stop being a pet? Should intelligence play a factor in how a family pet should be treated? I love this movie because it is thought proving and emotional. The final scenes here will leave you breathless and in awe. Truly a job well done.

Rating: 4 (Maximum of 5)